Frankie the Wolf

May 25th, 2007

Frankie The Wolf

 

By Samantha

    Hi, I’m…

“Little Red, Little Red, can you make me a cup of tea? And don’t forget the honey, honey!” asked Nana.

“Yeah, that one never gets old,” I thought. 

“Coming Nana, I just need to wash my hands,” I lied. 

    I’m sorry, as I was saying… I’m an intern for Frankie, the Big Bad Wolf.  I work in the fashion industry.  All of the clothes he knits and sells he hides poison on them.

    So when the little pigs go to Dress “Barn,” they buy the clothing and die.  Then, my boss, the Wolf, captures them and eats them.  That’s his evil scam.

    But, I’m just a little intern.  It ended up that Nana heard about the scam and the police came to arrest Frankie the Wolf for the rest of the century. 

    But Frankie’s friends still visit him in jail… and bring him pork.

 
The End




  1.   ccristella on May 25, 2007 10:24 pm

    Samantha, this fairy tale is SO much fun to read! There are so many funny little parts that make me laugh. My favorite part is that the pigs shop at Dress “BARN”! You are such a wonderful writer (and comedian!) :)

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