The REAL Story of Little Red Rhyming Hood
The REAL Story of Little Red Rhyming Hood
By Hannah
One day Little Red Rhyming Hood’s mother said, “Bring these cookies to my friend Wolfey.”
“Do I HAVE to?” said Little Red Rhyming Hood.
“Yes!”
“Ok, fine.”
So Little Red Rhyming Hood went to Wolfey’s house. Wolfey was a sweet fellow who really liked children. Inside his house he had dessert pictures all over and furniture that looked like candy.
“Hi Wolfey, you’d better appreciate these cookies… I wasted all of my time just walking over here for you,” Little Red Rhyming Hood snapped.
“Well thank you Sweetie Pie! How sweet of you, darling. How is your mama?” Wolfey responded.
“Who cares?” Little Red Rhyming Hood said angrily.
“Boy, you have a bad attitude.”
“Take your cookies or else I will eat them up!”
Wolfey quietly took the cookies.
“I’m going home,” Little Red Rhyming Hood said.
“Don’t go home honey! Don’t leave me!” answered the wolf.
“Get out of my way!” replied Little Red Rhyming Hood.
“But I’m lonely…” Wolfey started to say, but Little Red Rhyming Hood was already out the door and on her way home.
“Mom, I hate your boyfriend, Mr. Wolfey. It’s bizarre- it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!”
“Are you done?” Little Red Rhyming Hood’s mom asked.
“Yes.”
“Then go to your room NOW!” her mom furiously shouted.
So Little Red Rhyming Hood went to her room, but she screamed, “I bet if Cinderella’s daughter got in trouble she wouldn’t go to her room!”
Little Red Rhyming Hood’s mother thought, “I’m going to call Wolfey- I think he’ll know someone to straighten her out.”
“Be right there Honey!” Wolfey replied. “By the way, your daughter is a brat.”
Wolfey called his bro, the Big Bad Wolf, and soon they were all at Little Red Rhyming Hood’s house.
“Where is she?”
“In her room,” mama answered annoyingly.
The Big Bad Wolf picked Little Red Rhyming Hood up to scare her and huffed and puffed and blew all of her toys away.
And from that day on, Little Red Rhyming Hood obeyed her mother and always behaved. I hope you learned a lesson- Be kind and never be fresh… or else!
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Hannah, while typing up your story I couldn’t stop laughing. It started out great, but you kept revising to make it go from GREAT to STUPENDOUS! I actually called my mom on the phone to read her your fairy tale and SHE was laughing at your funny fairy tale as well. Keep up the awesome writing! I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re a famous author someday!
Hannah I love your poem you are so good :)! you will be a great poet.
hannah your fairytale is funny.